Thoughts from a person that wants to destroy the world for no apparent reason other than it's here. Oh, and I used to write for a once very popular comedy place and then a newer, different comedy place that has become very popular and now I comedy the s**t out of stuff by myself. For serious.

I also like ponies. But only happy ponies. None of those morose-ass sad ponies. You sad ponies go away. We do not take kindly to your despondent nature here. Here's a quarter, why don't you gallop down to the sad pony glue factory and get some lunch.

Also: I'm Batman.

Didn't I tell you sad ponies to GTFO! Damnit, it's like the world's most depressing rodeo in here! That's it-- I'm getting my gun...