Sometimes hip hop and rap lyrics can be misconstrued by the Caucasian general public. So what happens when a lawyer is hired to defend and explain Warren G and Nate Dogg’s situation in the song “Regulators”? A translation of the deposition would probably read something like this:
It was a rather luminous evening; one where the moon was gleaming.
Mr. G was perusing the streets—but not without objective,
He was in search of female companionship, ones that he may have relations with;
Simply enjoying his mode of transportation, unencumbered by compatriots.
Mr. Dogg had just entered the east vicinity of Long Beach, California,
He was engaging in the task of locating his acquaintance, one Mr. Warren G.
He then spotted an automobile of females, but was not filled with apprehension;
For females are currently aware of the competency of the location of his current Verizon plan.
Mr. G proceeded left onto the intersection of 21st Street and Lewis Street,
Where a group of African Americans were engaging in the activity of dice and Mr. G was interested in partaking in the endeavor.
He then exited his vehicle in an inspired manner,
And greeted the group of gentleman with a hardy and heartfelt “Hello”;
The gentleman then presented firearms and Mr. G was thrown into a most precarious situation.
Females of the night were completely enthralled by Mr. Dogg’s driving prowess.
The women of ill repute were struck incredulous;
Though Nate’s mind felt the need to apply his intelligence on things other than the opposite sex,
He then recognized his acquaintance, Mr. G, and a conglomeration of gentleman invading his personal space.
Mr. G was being accosted and was finding it difficult to comprehend his current situation.
These vagabonds were attaining his affluence by illegal means,
As several of said gentleman unlawfully acquired his jewelry.
Mr. G then confronted his assailant and inquired about what future transgressions may occur.
An accumulation of malicious gentleman had Mr. G surrounded
These men were unaware of Mr. Dogg’s fighting aptitude
Knowing he must act swiftly; as to not bring attention to his presence
He felt the need to dispatch his firearm and assassinate with reckless abandon
Mr. G currently had a firearm pressed onto his cranium,
Thinking he would surely be extinguished from the material world;
He cannot fathom why, in the rather large vicinity in which his domicile is located, something of this nature could transpire.
If he were granted the gift of Icarus, he would surely float into the stratosphere.
Instead he thought deeply,
And was suddenly made aware of his associate, Mr. Dogg.
Mr. Dogg was equipped with nay more than seventeen bullets in his munitions.
And was inclined to slay his associate’s aggressors
The assailants were falling to the ground and bellowing into the night,
The time for apologies had already passed,
Mr. G and Mr. Dogg felt the need to take the situation into their own hands.
Mr. Dogg then proceeded to slay the group with his firearm.
He let his pistol fire,
And suddenly was again made aware of the females in the area
If you would like to attain knowledge of courting females;
He surely knows the location of where they congregate.