Thoughts from a person that wants to destroy the world for no apparent reason other than it’s here. Oh, and I used to write for a once very popular comedy place and then a newer, different comedy place that has become very popular and now I comedy the s**t out of stuff by myself. For serious. I also like ponies. But only happy ponies. None of those morose-ass sad ponies. You sad ponies go away. We do not take kindly to your despondent nature here. Here’s a quarter, why don’t you gallop down to the sad pony glue factory and get some lunch. Also: I’m Batman. Didn’t I tell you sad ponies to GTFO! Damnit, it’s like the world’s most depressing rodeo in here! That’s it— I’m getting my gun…Tumblr (3.0; @shawnnorris)http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr09zoFrMf1qhl6oao1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr09zoFrMf1qhl6oao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr09zoFrMf1qhl6oao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr09zoFrMf1qhl6oao4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/9969093345http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/9969093345Thu, 08 Sep 2011 17:36:02 -0400communitytvbatmanMen have lived upon the Earth for thousands of years. We have constructed buildings of unimaginable...http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/9636000756http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/9636000756Wed, 31 Aug 2011 15:55:00 -0400maddenmadden 12madden 2012footballvideo gameshumorPS3X-BoxTom Bradyshennanigans<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq5vu8zjlx1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/9181584656http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/9181584656Sat, 20 Aug 2011 18:36:17 -0400no time to explain<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnmivnuRO41qbsi1co1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Kevin Garnett starts his first day as a lawyer wanting to know who ordered the Code Red on Santiago… #nbalockout #nbalockoutjobs</p>http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/7096121350http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/7096121350Thu, 30 Jun 2011 18:09:23 -0400nbanba lockoutlockoutjobsnbalockoutjobs<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnmgjkJfCw1qbsi1co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>With a lockout looming, Kevin Garnett starts his new job as the most passionate crossing guard ever…</p>http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/7094329933http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/7094329933Thu, 30 Jun 2011 17:18:00 -0400nbacelticsnba lockoutnbalockouthumorsportssports humorSometimes hip hop and rap lyrics can be misconstrued by the Caucasian general public. So what...http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/3914455636http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/3914455636Thu, 17 Mar 2011 00:22:00 -0400hip hopnate doggrapregulatorswarren gcomedyhumorhumorwtfWTF<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li4k5jCn5X1qbgrb6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/3902902329http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/3902902329Wed, 16 Mar 2011 15:11:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhpuexfdN41qbsi1co1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is the Lebron James King Cake. It’s very unique because on this particular version you can actually find the baby on the outside of the cake. It’s also filled to the brim with the tears of all the king’s horses and all the king’s men that couldn’t beat a team with a .500 record again!</p>http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/3713229750http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/3713229750Mon, 07 Mar 2011 20:49:00 -0500mardi grasMardigrasking cakelebron jamesmiami heatnbahumorsports humor<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhew69Fwlp1qzmowao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahdementia.com/post/3626760084" target="_blank">fuckyeahdementia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp</p> </blockquote>http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/3629238318http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/3629238318Thu, 03 Mar 2011 19:18:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh8krxpwSs1qbsi1co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Chinese running the world won’t be all bad…</p>http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/3526500429http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/3526500429Sat, 26 Feb 2011 13:02:21 -0500monkeypigmonkey pig racingmonkey jockeywtfwin<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh3b3jgMyq1qbsi1co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>After a bad perm, Muammar al-Gaddafi was left fielding some very awkward questions during his press conference…</p>http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/3469936646http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/3469936646Wed, 23 Feb 2011 16:45:19 -0500GADAFFILIBYACOUNTING CROWS<iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-xgeT2hzxrQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/3368462805" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Also Obligatory of the Day:</strong> Thom Yorke’s herky-jerky dance moves in <a href="http://thedailywh.at/2011/02/18/early-bird-special-6/" target="_blank">the “Lotus Flower” video</a> lend themselves quite readily to a bit of the ol’ song switcheroo. For instance: Slip in some “Single Ladies,” and watch it make sense.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/gregp3/thom-yorke-is-a-single-lady-2nvq" target="_blank">buzzfeed</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/3368853659http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/3368853659Fri, 18 Feb 2011 17:07:59 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgsi26k1PK1qbsi1co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/3354425643http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/3354425643Thu, 17 Feb 2011 20:42:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgmlq6tQ791qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/3296718773" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Rough Draft of the Day:</strong> <em>Community</em> showrunner Dan Harmon <a href="http://twitter.com/danharmon/status/36940221937500160" target="_blank">tweeted this page</a> from what is supposedly the script of an upcoming episode of the show.</p> <p>Seems like something of a step down creatively, but I do like the part about farts. </p> <p>[<a href="http://splitsider.com/2011/02/theres-some-really-weird-shit-coming-to-community/" target="_blank">splitsider</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/3297568544http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/3297568544Mon, 14 Feb 2011 17:04:39 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgmn7hGHGE1qbsi1co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I think we have the man they were really searching for in the film “The Tourist.” DEPPELGANGER…</p>http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/3297276589http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/3297276589Mon, 14 Feb 2011 16:47:00 -0500comedydoppelgangerhumorjohn mayerjohn mayer grammysjohnny deppjohnny depp the touristlook alikethe touristgrammys<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0zg9wciai1qbsi1co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Pacman Jones draws heaven…</strong></p>http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/526301973http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/526301973Fri, 16 Apr 2010 14:49:08 -0400sportsnflpacmanfootballdrawinghumorRT @Nathaniel_g RT @BurritoBrosShit: Holy shit this made me laugh all morning: http://bit.ly/9al0nahttp://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/526294770http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/526294770Fri, 16 Apr 2010 14:45:10 -0400Headline: &#8220;Abercrombie &amp; Fitch Pays CEO Millions to Stop Flying.&#8221; Probably could...http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/526294773http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/526294773Fri, 16 Apr 2010 14:45:10 -0400Fox News Headline:&#8221;Dead man elected as US mayor.&#8221; Man, the Republicans will do anything...http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/526294774http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/526294774Fri, 16 Apr 2010 14:45:10 -0400does anybody else have a tumblr account? i only have two followers and it&#8217;s depressing. dunno...http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/526294776http://shawnnorris.tumblr.com/post/526294776Fri, 16 Apr 2010 14:45:10 -0400